2006 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Handhelds

Why were we scanning eyeballs? To make sure that the guy we let go yesterday is the same guy we’re arresting today.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Titanic_Survivor08/20/2009 02:38I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Harry_Potter_0112/26/1997 18:12Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Snake_Game_Pro05/11/2011 17:38I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/28/2011 05:06... (Laughter in silence).

@Pedro_For_Pres08/18/1998 21:40Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.