2009 Archive: The App Store Policy

Why did the lawyer sue Apple? For “anticompetitive behavior” in his own living room.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

@HTML_Hacker05/10/1996 08:58<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@DotCom_Survivor09/07/1998 12:38I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Walter_Sobchak08/26/2000 01:39Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Slashdot_Effect02/17/2010 10:13We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Salad_Fingers_F04/19/2003 14:52I like it when the jokes are... rusty.