Why was Barbie so “fantastic”? Because in 1997, we decided that plastic life was better than real life, as long as it had a Europop beat.
Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The farce is strong with this one!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The power of three... laughs!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.