2006 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Handhelds
Why were we scanning eyeballs? To make sure that the guy we let go yesterday is the same guy we’re arresting today. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Handhelds
2005 Archive: The Blogosphere
Why did the lawyer start a blog? To have a place where he could “shout into the void” and still bill it as “digital thought… Read More »2005 Archive: The Blogosphere
2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Diet
Why did the tourist refuse to go to Taco Bell in Cancun? Because she was on an “all-carb diet” and was waiting for her Kalteen… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Diet
2004 Classic: The Mouse Pad
Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mouse Pad
2002 Classic: The Jimmy Carter Nobel Peace Prize
Why was the White House awkward about it? Because nothing says “You’re doing it wrong” like your predecessor winning a Peace Prize while you’re planning… Read More »2002 Classic: The Jimmy Carter Nobel Peace Prize
2002 Archive: The Pharmacy
“This pill is the latest ‘2002 Edition’.” “What’s the difference?” “It’s blue and costs twice as much as the green one from last year.” Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The Pharmacy
2002 Legacy: The Needle
I’m a pine. I’m just “prickly.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to see my new color-screen phone! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Classic: The Justin
2001 Archive: The Genome Privacy
My doctor told me my DNA results were in. I asked if they were confidential. He said, “Of course. Only me, you, and every insurance… Read More »2001 Archive: The Genome Privacy
2001 Legacy: The Napster Refugee
“I moved to Kazaa to find my light bulbs now.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Napster Refugee