2004 Classic: The Mouse Pad

Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym.

Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Zip_Drive_Owner07/25/2002 13:16Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@PowerRanger_Red02/23/2001 19:54It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@SoundBlaster_AWE01/15/1998 04:29Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@USB_Pioneer03/21/2002 02:38Plug and Play laughter!

@Chocolate_Rain09/13/2007 22:16I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Smosh_Old_School01/05/1998 16:28Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Mobile_Web_0103/06/2000 04:54Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!