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2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Diet

 Why did the tourist refuse to go to Taco Bell in Cancun? Because she was on an “all-carb diet” and was waiting for her Kalteen bars to “burn up” the calories.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran08/20/1999 02:00Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Men_In_Black_J05/31/1996 09:54Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/29/2000 02:06Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
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@Tablet_User_1012/23/2000 11:16Tapping my way to a good mood.

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