Why did the tourist refuse to go to Taco Bell in Cancun? Because she was on an “all-carb diet” and was waiting for her Kalteen bars to “burn up” the calories.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The 3-1-1 Rule Removal
Why was the traveler still throwing away his water? Because even...read more »
The Group Tour
Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition
In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Regret
Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »
The Souvenir Logic
Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
2025 Archive: The GPT-5 Travel Agent
Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Reality Layover
Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Visa
Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Be...read more »
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In 2017, traveling became the playground for a new generation of ...read more »
46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition
In 2018, travel became a viral arena. Whereas in 2012 we were wor...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition
In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »
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In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Tapping my way to a good mood.