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2013 Vintage: The “Iron Man” Suit (TALOS)

Why did Admiral McRaven want a tactical suit? Because in 2013, the military decided that if Hollywood can do it with CGI, the Special Ops Command should be able to do it with $80 million and some batteries.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Matrix_Glitch06/06/1995 17:59There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Fresh_Prince_9012/19/2015 02:27In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@ChatRoom_Queen08/12/2012 08:30A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Web_Master_Flex04/10/2009 16:20I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Toy_Story_Woody01/17/2011 21:42There is a joke in my boot!
@Campus_King10/11/2002 15:07The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@RoboCop_9009/19/2005 05:28Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
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@Infoseek_Explorer06/07/2003 06:42Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Not_Bad_Obama12/27/2000 01:22Not bad. Not bad at all.

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