Why did Admiral McRaven want a tactical suit? Because in 2013, the military decided that if Hollywood can do it with CGI, the Special Ops Command should be able to do it with $80 million and some batteries.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
There is a joke in my boot!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Not bad. Not bad at all.