Why did the lawyer use “Netflix and Chill” as a defense? He claimed it was a non-binding social invitation with an implied “assumption of risk” clause.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I see what you did there. Clever!