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2011 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Austin_Powers_Groovy01/14/2011 19:10Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Msdos_Expert05/13/2012 06:57DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Forrest_Gump_Running06/19/2013 06:30Laughing is as laughing does.
@Sum41_Skater04/08/1999 23:04In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Speed_Racer_Go02/05/2003 18:02Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Banner_Exchange03/24/2007 04:46Click my banner for more laughs!
@Web_Crawler_9612/04/1996 00:16Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Flickr_User_0404/19/2007 07:38A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Happy_Tree_Fans05/28/2006 01:12So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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