2012 Classic: The Tree

I’m “branching” out into survivalism.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber05/23/2010 01:27So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Toy_Story_Buzz06/06/2006 02:07To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Dial_Up_King05/19/2008 11:21Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Clueless_Dionne03/05/2012 16:20Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/28/2012 12:35Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Green_Day_Fan08/01/2011 06:17Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/10/2001 17:31Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/21/2003 03:02Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Newgrounds_User12/03/2005 22:13Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!