2023 Legacy: The “Everything” Sweep
Why did a movie about taxes and hot dog fingers win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy realized that their own lives are just as confusing… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Everything” Sweep
Why did a movie about taxes and hot dog fingers win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy realized that their own lives are just as confusing… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Everything” Sweep
“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m looking at the price of a flight to Europe!” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race… Read More »2021 Archive: The Heart 2
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“I liked the old bulb. It was ‘essential’ to my haunting.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The Ghost
Why was the traveler’s screen so black? Because iOS 13 added “Dark Mode” and he finally stopped blinding himself in the middle of the night.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Dark Mode
Why the fruit theme? For “Watermelon Sugar” and the moment Harry officially became the new David Bowie for a generation that loves high-waisted pants. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Harry Styles “Fine Line”
Why did the lawyer put the judge in his “Close Friends” list? To ensure “privileged access to judicial sentiment.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2018 Archive: The Instagram “Close Friends”
Why was the playlist so spicy? Because Cardi B was “stunting” everywhere, and “I like it like that” became the answer to “Do you want… Read More »2018 Classic: Cardi B – “I Like It”
Why was the 4th so “Shallow”? Because Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were about to make “Haaa-ah-ah-ah-aaah” the only acceptable way to scream during the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The A Star Is Born Teasers
Why did the desert warriors take it? Because “Dust” and “Chrome” are the new “Glitter” and “Glow.” Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
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