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“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m looking at the price of a flight to Europe!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker10/17/2015 09:25It really whips the llama's ass!

@Myspace_Tom03/23/1999 20:06I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Cast_Away_Wilson05/31/2012 03:39WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Sion_Partier08/05/2014 12:36The last city on Earth loves this one!

@White_Goodman_G03/31/2014 22:16We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Prestige_World_W02/01/2003 01:57Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@PopUp_Blocker_X12/31/2011 17:14I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@GL_HF_Runner03/29/2015 11:17Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!