1997 Legacy: The Phone Bill

Why did the lawyer’s phone bill have a 400% markup? He charged himself for the time he spent talking to his own mother.

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@WebSurfer_X09/25/2014 11:49Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Independence_Day01/09/2012 16:24Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz04/07/2015 12:08The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@StoneCold_31608/21/2005 20:19And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Goosebumps_Kid02/21/1995 20:36Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Rick_Roller_0712/11/2005 19:13Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@DMOZ_Volunteer04/07/2013 15:37Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Bebo_Lover_0508/21/2009 04:09Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Podcast_Listener02/16/2002 01:49I’ll mention this in my next episode!