Why did the broom get a promotion? It “swept” the competition.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
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54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!