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1996 Legacy: The Ransom Intensity

Why Mel Gibson? For making “Give me back my son!” the second most shouted phrase of 1996 (right after “Show me the money!”).

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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