Why did the blonde try to “think” at her microwave for an hour? She heard about the first human “brain chip” and thought her kitchen appliances were now telepathic.
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
This humor took me to new heights!