2021 Archive: Cardi & Megan’s WAP
Why was the stage a giant bed? Because they wanted to make sure everyone watching from their couch felt 100% more boring than they already… Read More »2021 Archive: Cardi & Megan’s WAP
2020 Vintage: The Work from Anywhere
Why was the guy in the “meeting” wearing a swim trunks? Because his camera only showed his tie, and his “office” was actually a kiddie… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Work from Anywhere
2020 Classic: The “Peaceful Transition” Question
Why did the President dodge it? Because “I’ll see you in court” is the “Maybe” of the political world. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Peaceful Transition” Question
2020 Archive: Quarantine Hair
Why did the family photo look like a 70s rock band? Because the barbershops were closed for months, and everyone arrived at the Zoom call… Read More »2020 Archive: Quarantine Hair
2018 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “socially acceptable” or just “filling.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Restaurant
2017 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Meme
Why was a Turkish chef sprinkling salt off his elbow? Because in 2017, we decided that seasoning meat was a high-performance art form. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Salt Bae” Meme
2017 Vintage: Fidget Spinners
Why were these the biggest celebrities of 2017? Because they were the only things on Earth with a shorter attention span than the people buying… Read More »2017 Vintage: Fidget Spinners
2015 Classic: The Carol Longing
Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara staring at each other for two hours. It’s the most beautiful silence of the year. Part of the 68 Observational… Read More »2015 Classic: The Carol Longing
2015 Vintage: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the group chat. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified