Why did the President dodge it? Because “I’ll see you in court” is the “Maybe” of the political world.
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Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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