2012 Archive: The Hunger Games Braids
Suddenly, every girl in the world wants to hunt with a bow and wear a side-braid. Katniss is the new CEO of survival. Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hunger Games Braids
2012 Vintage: The Red Dawn
I told her the Russians are coming. She said, “Good, maybe they’ll help with the yard work.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Red Dawn
2011 Vintage: The Siri Struggle
Why did the manager yell at his iPhone 4S? Because he asked Siri to “Remind me to be a better boss,” and she replied, “I… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri Struggle
2011 Vintage: The Touchscreen Pressure Test
Pressing an index finger against a modern phone screen with so much brute physical force that your entire hand shakes, completely convinced the device won’t… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Touchscreen Pressure Test
2011 Archive: The Packers’ Super Bowl XLV
Why was Aaron Rodgers finally out of Brett Favre’s shadow? Because he won the Super Bowl MVP and proved that a “Cheesehead” looks better with… Read More »2011 Archive: The Packers’ Super Bowl XLV
2011 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “The House That Built Me”? Because Miranda Lambert made everyone call their parents and apologize for being teenagers. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
2010 Vintage: The Password
I’m “locking” my life with a swipe. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: True Grit
Why was Jeff Bridges so hard to understand? Because in 2010, “mumbling like a cowboy” became an Oscar-worthy performance style. Part of the 33 Celebrity… Read More »2010 Archive: True Grit
2009 Archive: The Vancouver 2010 Countdown
Why were the Canadians nervous? Because the Winter Olympics were coming, and they were desperate to “Own the Podium.” Part of the 53 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Vancouver 2010 Countdown
2009 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2009 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition