Suddenly, every girl in the world wants to hunt with a bow and wear a side-braid. Katniss is the new CEO of survival.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
One does not simply read one joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I see what you did there. Clever!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!