2009 Archive: The Vancouver 2010 Countdown
Why were the Canadians nervous? Because the Winter Olympics were coming, and they were desperate to “Own the Podium.” Part of the 53 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Vancouver 2010 Countdown
2008 Vintage: The End
I’m “logging” off—catch you in 2009! Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Wall Street Meltdown
Why did the accountant switch to a 1920s-style ledger? He heard the “Digital Economy” was broken and he didn’t want his spreadsheets to disappear into… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wall Street Meltdown
2008 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did Bourne sweep the technicals? To show that shaky cameras and loud noises are the key to winning over the Academy’s tech branch. Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
2007 Vintage: The 2007 Legacy
What’s the most 2007 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Twitter’ isn’t a bird and why it… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 2007 Legacy
2006 Legacy: The Poet
“The dying light is a metaphor for my MySpace profile views.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Poet
2006 Classic: The Flip Phone snapping
She’s still using the Razr because the “snap” sounds like a judge’s gavel closing a case. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Classic: The Flip Phone snapping
2006 Vintage: The Launch of Twitter
Why was the teenager staring at his phone and typing 140 characters? Because he was “tweeting” that the turkey was dry, but he had to… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Launch of Twitter
2005 Archive: The Mr. & Mrs. Smith
A couple starts arguing at the bar. The bartender says, “I don’t care if you’re secret agents, no throwing olives at each other.” Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Mr. & Mrs. Smith
2005 Vintage: The Revenge of the Sith BBQ
Why was the 2005 grill so intense? Because every Dad was acting like Obi-Wan, shouting at the sausages: “You were the chosen ones! You were… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Revenge of the Sith BBQ