2015 Legacy: Record of the Year
Why “Stay with Me”? Because Sam Smith’s voice is so smooth it should come with a “caution: slippery” sign. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: Record of the Year
2014 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing it, I’m ‘holding the ceiling up’ while the bulb rests.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
2014 Legacy: The “Black Widow” Iggy & Rita
They’re Kill Bill style assassins, but in 2014, their main weapon is a very catchy hook. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Black Widow” Iggy & Rita
2014 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jim Parsons? His fourth win! Sheldon Cooper now has more Emmys than friends. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Breaking Bad’s… Read More »2014 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2014 Legacy: The Breaking Bad Victory Lap
Why did they win everything on their way out? Because after the “Ozymandias” episode, the Academy decided it was safer to give them trophies than… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Breaking Bad Victory Lap
2014 Archive: The Kathy Griffin Red Carpet Ban
Why was she missing again? Because she was likely busy counting how many plastic surgeries were visible in 4K. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2014 Archive: The Kathy Griffin Red Carpet Ban
2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Tragedy
Why was the son crying over a deleted app? Because the creator took Flappy Bird off the store, and now a phone with the game installed was… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Tragedy
2013 Legacy: The Despicable Me 2 Minions
Why the “Banana” song? For the moment we realized the Minions had officially won the war for our attention (and our wallets). Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Despicable Me 2 Minions
2012 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
2012 Vintage: The Red Dawn
I told her the Russians are coming. She said, “Good, maybe they’ll help with the yard work.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Red Dawn