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2022 Vintage: The “Mobilization” Rush

Why did so many Russians go to the border of Georgia? To prove that “Patriotism” has a very specific “Distance Limitation.”

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X12/11/1998 01:25Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Forrest_Gump_Running06/26/2013 18:02Laughing is as laughing does.
@Orange_Mocha_F08/02/2007 10:30Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@White_Goodman_G11/19/2009 19:33We’re better than you, and we know it!
@WordPress_Fan_0306/07/1997 10:30The best thing since version 1.0!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/07/2003 08:14I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Frag_Master_9908/12/2004 06:11Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Map_Maker_X07/11/2005 14:30The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Newgrounds_User08/09/2003 15:46Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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