They’re Kill Bill style assassins, but in 2014, their main weapon is a very catchy hook.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Paris Olympic Opening
A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Wolf Man Remake
More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »
2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues
I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 PROJECT-RESTORE Conclusion
We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »
73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening
Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »
60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Smart" Mattress
My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The F1 Movie (Brad Pitt)
I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Close to You" Gracie Abrams
She’s the queen of the "Whisper-Pop" yearning.Part of the 78 Obs...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Intensity
Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Joker 2 Aftermath
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
That was intense... and funny!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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