2012 Vintage: The Red Dawn

I told her the Russians are coming. She said, “Good, maybe they’ll help with the yard work.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

@Pixel_Addict09/07/2005 02:15LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Oracle_Says08/11/2009 23:16I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/06/2002 11:45The future is laughing at us.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S12/13/1998 06:35I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/04/2010 01:17That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/13/2015 22:46ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@One_Does_Not_S09/11/2011 11:19One does not simply read one joke.

@Hacktivist_Fan02/27/2005 04:29Hacking into the comedy mainframe.