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2020 Archive: Quarantine Hair

Why did the family photo look like a 70s rock band? Because the barbershops were closed for months, and everyone arrived at the Zoom call with a “DIY mullet” or a “accidental buzzcut.”

Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Robot Pets
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In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
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Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »

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2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Baywatch_Runner03/09/2001 18:02Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant03/04/2015 03:37They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril10/29/2013 14:33He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Coffee_Addict10/02/2010 03:29404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Winamp_Playlist01/16/1997 04:02Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Goonies_Never_D03/11/2008 01:00Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Leet_Speaker_7703/25/2003 20:527h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Warcraft_Orc04/08/2011 08:08Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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