What’s the most 2007 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Twitter’ isn’t a bird and why it can’t be used as a character witness.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Tapping my way to a good mood.