2001 Archive: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Your insurance plan is about to be discontinued’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

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@Modem_Meltdown09/08/1998 18:02My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Cyber_Security_X12/06/2001 12:33Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Rugrats_Tommy02/09/2013 21:55A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Borat_Very_Nice11/21/2013 14:30Very nice! Great success!

@Web_Counter_9909/22/2005 19:51I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Anonymous_User08/11/2001 13:56We are many. We are laughing.