2017 Vintage: Fidget Spinners

Why were these the biggest celebrities of 2017? Because they were the only things on Earth with a shorter attention span than the people buying them.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »

Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »

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Why was he everywhere? Because in 2024, between Twisters and Hit...read more »

Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »

Why was it the #1 comedy? Because watching Lindsay Lohan and Jam...read more »

Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »

In 2014, we were all freezing for a cause, watching a selfie take...read more »

Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »

Why was the internet melting down? Because a new family feud rem...read more »

Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »

Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »

Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro11/10/2004 17:37Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Titanic_Survivor10/29/2015 09:49I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@MIRC_Ghost07/03/2010 00:30Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Dial_Up_King09/04/2013 14:42Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Fire_Background05/20/2004 19:07This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Futurama_Fry_M04/10/1998 03:42Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Hacktivist_Fan06/19/2004 01:36Hacking into the comedy mainframe.