My husband thinks Jar Jar Binks is “misunderstood.” I’m considering a trial separation.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!