2022 Vintage: The Lightyear

I told her I’m going to infinity and beyond. She said, “Go to the grocery store and back, that’s your limit.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/18/1996 19:45You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@PalmPilot_Pro03/31/1999 20:23Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Tripod_Member04/29/2010 06:12Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Cyber_Traveler08/08/2014 02:36Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Men_In_Black_K08/29/2005 15:33We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/23/1997 15:42I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Startup_Kid07/22/2012 16:44Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/15/2003 21:52Super green! Hilarious!

@Selfie_King_0510/26/2003 01:45Taking a photo of me laughing!