Because all the fans left! It’s all about the atmosphere.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
I’ve heard this one back in 1995, still hits hard.