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Why did the blonde put a hat on her knee?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

She heard it was a cap.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy08/24/2000 21:53Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Scanner_Darkly04/12/2002 10:34I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Memento_Guy05/03/2010 21:06Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a hat on her knee?”

  1. User_348
    User_348 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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