Why can’t a blonde dial 911?…

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

@Hotmail_Original01/12/2014 21:19Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Net_Neutral_9511/04/2002 05:00This is why we need the internet.

@ICQ_Classic06/09/2010 01:31That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Friends_Lover09/04/2006 16:43Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Terminator_2_Fan02/26/2006 02:25Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/12/2013 01:01Super green! Hilarious!

@Goonies_Never_D01/30/2001 20:57Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.