2020 Legacy: Best Urban Contemporary Album
Why Cuz I Love You? Because Lizzo’s voice has enough power to light up a stadium for a year. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: Best Urban Contemporary Album
2020 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
The fellowship committee cleaning out the basement kitchen before the shutdown and discovering a frosted plastic container containing unknown frozen contents labeled “Parish Picnic –… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2019 Classic: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing… Read More »2019 Classic: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
2019 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Wiretap Fear
Whispering in your own living room because Grandpa is completely convinced that the small electronic cylinder on the side table is transmitting your conversations about… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Wiretap Fear
2019 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2019 Vintage: The Uncut Gems
I told her I’m a high-stakes jeweler. She said, “You’re a ‘high-stakes’ procrastinator. Do the laundry.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Uncut Gems
2018 Classic: The A Quiet Place Family
They don’t change the bulb. If it makes a “clink” sound, the monsters will find them. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 –… Read More »2018 Classic: The A Quiet Place Family
2017 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
Why did Fantastic Beasts win? To show that even if the plot is confusing, the coats are spectacular. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
2017 Legacy: Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You”
Why was the kitchen so rhythmic? Because the song was played approximately 4 billion times that year, and we were all “in love with the… Read More »2017 Legacy: Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You”
2016 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m the king of the ‘Smart-OR’.” “And I’m the king of the ‘Co-pay’. Let’s talk.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego