Why Nicolas Cage? For a movie where he had to steal 50 cars, but the only one the audience cared about was “Eleanor” (and Cage’s bleached blonde hair).
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Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
This is a comment on a funny joke.