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2016 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the king of the ‘Smart-OR’.” “And I’m the king of the ‘Co-pay’. Let’s talk.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover09/06/1999 20:45Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Sixth_Sense_Cole12/13/2006 22:23I see funny people... everywhere!
@Keyboard_Warrior05/03/1997 15:10F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/13/2014 23:47Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
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