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2019 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe

The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
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2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1602/16/1996 01:53I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Quake_Fragger01/23/2012 14:47M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Zoolander_Blue05/02/2006 04:43Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/15/2001 19:29They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Tech_Support_Guy04/22/2006 19:28Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Courage_Dog11/03/2004 20:57The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Loituma_Girl04/25/2013 13:26Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Success_Kid_Win03/27/2001 10:42Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Terran_Marine09/24/2014 00:01Go, go, go! More jokes!

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