2000 Archive: The Chocolat Cravings
Why Johnny Depp? For playing a “river rat” in a movie that was basically 120 minutes of food porn designed to make you buy a… Read More »2000 Archive: The Chocolat Cravings
2000 Classic: The Gone in 60 Seconds Speed
Why Nicolas Cage? For a movie where he had to steal 50 cars, but the only one the audience cared about was “Eleanor” (and Cage’s… Read More »2000 Classic: The Gone in 60 Seconds Speed
2000 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Supporting Nod
Why was he there for Magnolia? To show that he can do more than just run—he can cry, scream, and wear a leather vest while… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Supporting Nod
2000 Classic: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay
The parish secretary failing to print the weekly announcements on time because the church computer froze mid-download while fetching a clip-art image of a dove.… Read More »2000 Classic: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay
1999 Classic: The “Mambo No. 5” Spread
My dad is doing a mambo in the kitchen. 1999 has claimed another victim. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Mambo No. 5” Spread
1998 Vintage: The Butcher
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Butcher
1997 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay Win
Why did Billy Bob Thornton win for Sling Blade? To prove that “French Fried Taters” is a more iconic line than anything written in a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay Win
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she took a shortcut through Florida and still finished in last place.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
1995 Vintage: Home Alone 2 on VHS
Why did Kevin McCallister stop worrying about burglars in 1995? Because after four years of constant rewatching, the VHS tape was so grainy that the… Read More »1995 Vintage: Home Alone 2 on VHS
1995 Legacy: The Snoring
She says I snore like a chainsaw. I told her she purrs like a freight train. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Snoring