1995 Legacy: The Snoring

She says I snore like a chainsaw. I told her she purrs like a freight train.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

@Lycos_Dog08/23/1998 04:13Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Sid_Meier_Fan06/07/2014 22:09Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Tripod_Member04/02/2003 19:46Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/15/2015 23:41They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@DVD_Rom_King03/05/2004 03:02More capacity for humor on this site!

@AllYourBase_9905/15/2001 04:14All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Mocking_Sponge01/07/2013 18:14mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/30/2009 01:17May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/24/2008 17:27My mind is blown by how funny this is.