2004 Archive: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the leap year? For “unauthorized extension of a billable month.” Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media… Read More »2004 Archive: The Technicality
2003 Archive: The MySpace Top 1
“Who is your #1 friend?” “The guy who invented pizza delivery, obviously.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman”… Read More »2003 Archive: The MySpace Top 1
2003 Archive: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
Sitting perfectly still on an office chair for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the Windows XP “3D Flying Objects” animation, believing it is a digital… Read More »2003 Archive: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
2001 Legacy: The “Crouching Tiger” Craze
Why was everyone talking about gravity? Because in 2001, we learned that if you’re sad enough and Chinese enough, you can literally run up a… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Crouching Tiger” Craze
2001 Vintage: The Moulin Rouge! Spectacle
Ewan McGregor singing Elton John in a top hat. 2001 was a lot. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Moulin Rouge! Spectacle
2001 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the mountains. She said the peaks were “a bit jagged for her taste.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Car Trip
2000 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Supporting Nod
Why was he there for Magnolia? To show that he can do more than just run—he can cry, scream, and wear a leather vest while… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Supporting Nod
2000 Classic: The Napster Shutdown
Why was the college student crying? He realized he couldn’t download music on the hotel’s 56k connection before Napster got sued out of existence. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Napster Shutdown
2000 Classic: The Perfect Storm Waves
Why the CGI water? For a movie where the main antagonist was a giant wall of pixels that eventually won because George Clooney refused to… Read More »2000 Classic: The Perfect Storm Waves
2000 Classic: The Gone in 60 Seconds Speed
Why Nicolas Cage? For a movie where he had to steal 50 cars, but the only one the audience cared about was “Eleanor” (and Cage’s… Read More »2000 Classic: The Gone in 60 Seconds Speed