Why did the lawyer sue the leap year? For “unauthorized extension of a billable month.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
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2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
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2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
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The Honest Lawyer
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The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
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The Legal Pad
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