Why was he there for Magnolia? To show that he can do more than just run—he can cry, scream, and wear a leather vest while doing it.
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!