Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.