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2000 Classic: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay

The parish secretary failing to print the weekly announcements on time because the church computer froze mid-download while fetching a clip-art image of a dove.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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