1999 Classic: The “Mambo No. 5” Spread

My dad is doing a mambo in the kitchen. 1999 has claimed another victim.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

@Flash_Animator10/24/2012 16:47I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Rewritable_CD02/14/2009 21:03I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Top_Gun_Maverick12/03/2014 19:51I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky01/19/1997 08:53One billion... laughs!

@Ancient_Aliens_G02/22/2014 09:10I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/20/2001 05:35Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Maplestory_Kid01/04/2011 09:29@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Retweet_King12/22/2006 05:19RT if you think this is funny!