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Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?

I couldn’t stop laughing at this one:

She wanted to break the ice.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?”

  1. User_622
    User_622 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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