A flying saucer! He’s taking his illusions to a whole new altitude.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.