2021 Archive: Best Music Video
Why “Brown Skin Girl”? Because Beyoncé and Blue Ivy are a mother-daughter team that doesn’t know how to lose. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: Best Music Video
2021 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Together Mode”
Why was everyone sitting in a virtual stadium? Because 2021 was the year we tried to make “Video Calls” look like we were actually in… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Together Mode”
2020 Archive: The “Tactical” Face Mask
Why did the Army spend weeks debating mask colors? Because in 2020, “Combat Effectiveness” depended entirely on whether your mask matched your OCP uniform and… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Tactical” Face Mask
2020 Classic: The Launch of HBO Max
Why another one? Because AT&T decided that we needed another purple app to find Friends and Harry Potter, making our TV menus look like a digital library of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Launch of HBO Max
2019 Vintage: The Optimist
“Perfect lighting for a moody Instagram aesthetic!” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Diet 2
“I’m eating ‘Bio-Hacked’ kale.” “So… just kale?” “No, it’s kale with a $50 price tag.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Archive: The Diet 2
2017 Vintage: The Dunkirk Movie
Why was the passenger so tense during the boat ride? Because Christopher Nolan made him believe that every beach trip required three different timelines and… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Dunkirk Movie
2016 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “hunting a Dragonite”? He hoped the officer was also level 20 and would let him off… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
2016 Classic: Westworld
Why were the robots so depressed? Because in 2016, they realized that being a host in a theme park is basically just like having a… Read More »2016 Classic: Westworld