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Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “hunting a Dragonite”? He hoped the officer was also level 20 and would let him off with a warning.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer07/11/2010 10:13Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Napster_Leech06/05/2004 14:58Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Napster_User_9911/14/1996 02:53Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Big_Snatch_Boris09/07/2007 09:21Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Ferris_Bueller02/11/2002 10:47Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Better_Off_Dead02/25/2013 17:48I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Digg_Submitter_0510/05/2012 23:25Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Viewer_Number_112/07/2000 11:06First! And it’s funny!